Need your help

I need to find a new use for my In-Gee tshirt.  I purchased it for 15 dollars and wore it approximately 100 times so I feel I've already gotten a good deal.  Here are some thoughts:

• Turn it into a G-Money throw back jersey (he used to be 15, one player, five tools)
• Use it for a "Tigers of Yore" tshirt blanket (Higginson and Deivi Cruz also included)
• Save it for Halloween and go as a skanky Tigers fan (I'd have to trim a little off of course)
• Put it in the rag pile next to my Zumaya shirt
• Find a friend and have a "Past Tiger" street fight (I also have a Granderson shirt if anyone is interested)
• Use it as a giant sole patch
• Use it to wipe the tears of thousands of fans across the state
• Use it to wipe up the spilled beer from the other thousands of fans

Any other ideas?