Friday, April 27, 2012

Jerk award

In school, they teach you to learn from others' mistakes.  Delmon Young was absent that day.  Cabrera gets a DUI, disgraces the Tigers, and faces legal charges.  Delmon goes out to celebrate (whoops, I mean mourn) the loss of In-Gee and gets in an altercation that results in some anti-Semitic remarks.  Basically, he said, "I see your drunken escapades Miguel, and I raise you a hate crime."  It's no surprise that Delmon has some anger management problems (remember the bat?  Remember, remember the bat that hit the umpire).  So, unfortunately, a new feature:

The Jerk Award (you can buy them at the Jerk Store):  Congrats Delmon for the inaugural award, you are a disgrace when the Tigers are struggling.  Should have been working on your fielding instead of partying.

2 comments:

  1. I like this Eldred guy they brought up who HITS the ball

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    1. Well, time will tell. We all know players who start off really hot out of the minors (Shelton, BBoesch) and then have a hard time picking it back up.

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