Elephant in the room

We need to talk...about the elephant in the room.  Tigers have now played 2 games in Tampa Bay and there is something glaring about the Rays.  No, it's not the stadium, or the annoying fans (sounds like they bring those really annoying horns common in soccer games.  No wonder their stadium is so empty).  It's Luke Scott's facial hair.

Rario started out calling it jawburns.  What is this?  Community?  (shout out to Starburns)

Then, via Twitter, they declared Scott's facial hair "mutton chops."  I don't think that's quite right though.  Mutton chops don't connect down below, as in Wolverine.

So, what can we call this monstrosity that lives on Luke Scott's face?  I think the best way to describe it is...the Reverse Goatee.  Think about it.  His facial hair is everywhere BUT where a typical male would grow a goatee.  Thus, the Reverse Goatee is born.  Thank goodness In-Gee never thought of this when he was on the Tigs.  You're on watch Peralta.  Don't get any ideas.