What not to wear: Tigress edition

As we roll right through the middle of June, many of you are commenting that you are attending games in the near future.  It's always a struggle to decide what to wear to the games, especially with Michigan's ever-changing weather.  Here are some guidelines to follow based on the median temperature of the three to four hours you will be at the game:

40s- These games are usually in March or October, but I've sat through some pretty chilly May games as well.  I suggest wearing double layer pants, thick socks, boots or waterproof shoes, multiple layers of shirts, a sweatshirt or jacket, and all the Tiger winter accessories you can find (hat, mittens, scarf, babuska).

50s- Only one layer of pants is necessary here, but don't skimp on the foot coverage.  There's nothing worse than sitting and trying to pay attention when your feet are cold.  Keep the layers on top, you can always take or add things as necessary.  A hat wouldn't be a bad idea either.

60s- Keep the long pants, but the option is open for a little rolling so keep your socks low.  A t-shirt and light jacket or long sleeve should be sufficient, especially if it's a day game.  Don't forget your baseball hat and sunscreen!

70s- It's surprising how warm 75 can feel, especially after sitting through games in October.  If it's a day game, shorts are a must at this point.  Short sleeves are good and if the sun disappears for half an inning, have a long sleeve handy to throw on.

80s and above- The number one thing you should have with you is your unopened bottle of water (to get past security) and sunscreen.  Remember to keep things PG though, this isn't an audition for a rap video.

With these guidelines in mind, here are some rules to follow as well.  A mini What Not to Wear for any true Tiger fan.

• Leggings are not pants.  They are meant to go under dresses and skirts.  No one wants to see your camel toe.
• High heels are impractical when walking up and down wide concrete steps.  I know you think your butt looks better when you wear them, but your number one objective at a game should not be picking up guys.  It should be watching a baseball game.  Crazy concept, I know.
  
• Guys, please keep your shirts on.  If you are worried about a farmer tan, go ahead and roll up your sleeves.  For the sake of Brother-in-Law Tiger, don't wear skinny strap tank tops either.  It's weird and everyone is staring at your armpit hair.
  
• If the weather isn't going to be above 55, don't wear shorts or flip flops.  You aren't being hard core, you are being ridiculous.  We play a game called "Who will freeze?" when we go to playoff games.  Don't be the one we pick.
• If you go to more than three games a year, buy a Tiger shirt.  Trust me, it will pay for itself in the end.  If you only go to one game a year, it isn't COMPLETELY necessary to buy a shirt, but at least wear something practical.  Your shirt should not have glitter, sparkles, ruffles, or be meant for wearing at a night club.  
• No wearing the opposing team's apparel though.  That's just an unbreakable rule.
• Your clothing can be pink, green, or even bright yellow with the Detroit logo on it.  I'm not one of those purists who thinks you can only wear orange or blue.  For years, women were forced to wear men's t-shirts that fit poorly and were kind of blah.  Now there are so many wonderful options that let us express our style but still show our support for the Tigers.
  

The number one thing to bring to the Tiger games though is your party shoes, because when the Tigers have a four and a half game lead in the AL Central, every game is a party.