2013 Giveaways

When choosing a Tiger game to attend, there are three important questions to ask yourself:

1.  Who will go with me?
2.  Who will the Tigers play?
3.  Are there any giveaways?

A review of the Tiger schedule reveals the best deals of the year.  Here they are, Tigress approved!

May- The best giveaway in May has to be the Dougie Fresh mouse pad.  I'm not sure how many people actually use mouse pads anymore, but I'd make an exception for Dougie.  Head out to the park on Monday, May 13th and if you happen to get an extra mouse pad, I know a certain Tigress that would love one for a late Mother's Day present.

June- This one is for the kids, but the good news is that kids are easy to steal from.  You just go for their knees and then run quickly.  Anyway, what you will be stealing from the children is a Paws cereal bowl.  I'd even eat Frosted Flakes in there and then shout, "Don't stop believing they're grrrrrrrrreat!"  Take a small child with you to the ballpark on Sunday, June 9th to snag this sweet item.

July- On Wednesday, July 10th, you can celebrate a belated Independence Day by getting a Tigers Stars and Stripes cooler.  It's soft sided, so it's even approved to bring your various unopened waters into the ballpark.  I'd also suggest putting some M&Ms in there with an ice pack so that your chocolate treat doesn't melt by the 3rd inning.  That's just experience talking, though.

Sunday, July 14th is also Justin Verlander bobblehead day for the small ones.  If you are opposed to stealing from children, you could probably borrow one for the day from your local, worn out friend.  By then, the kids will be out of school for a month and they will be driving their parents crazy.  It's the perfect way to score a bobblehead and earn bonus points with your friends.  As for the kids, trade them a hot pretzel for their bobblehead.  Kids love hot pretzels.

August- Pictures aren't available for August yet, but some items just sound full of possibilities.  The first is "Fiesta Tigres Item" on Saturday, August 3rd.  What is the item you ask?  It's so secret that even the marketing department doesn't know what it is yet!  Tuesday, August 27th is Tiger floppy hat day.  Don't tell the Tigers that floppy hats went out of style in the 90s.  They are still relevant to them!  Friday, August 30th is Verdiggity "Shut them down" Fathead.  Again, what is it?  What will his expression look like to imply the shutting down of other teams?  Your guess is as good as mine!

September- Again, pictures not available yet, but the imagination can run wild.  Friday, September 13th is Pink Breast Health Awareness Handbag night.  Nothing says "I squeeze my breasts regularly" like a pink handbag.  If you want a Miggy bobblehead to sit next to your JV bobblehead on the shelf, then head to CoPa (Comerica Park) on Tuesday, September 17th.  I won't tell your boss if you play hooky.

Lots of cool Tiger swag available.  Don't forget Polish American Night or Zubaz Pants night either.  These are yearly traditions that are guaranteed to make memories.  What gets you out to CoPa?