There's not much you can do to ruin Mother's Day. Moms around the world are usually grateful to received their raw macaroni cards with bits of dried paste sticking limply to the construction paper. Cold breakfasts in bed, coupons for free hugs, even huge Detroit Tiger earrings usually worn in nightclubs (thanks Kitty Tiger and Doggie Tiger), moms will accept anything knowing it came from the heart. No, there's only one way to ruin Mother's Day, and his name is Papa Potato. If Smokes thought that the Tiger fans would have difficulty accepting Potato back into their hearts before today, then he hasn't seen anything yet!
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| Happy Mother's Day from Papa Potato |
Shout out to BraYAN Pena. That boy sprints around the bases after a home run like he's running from The Beast. He's in some kind of imaginary competition with Philthy Phil for who can be the most intense. Verdict's out on who's winning, although Philthy Phil already has a year of intensity under his belt, so BraYAN is going to have to work pretty hard.
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