Hole in the net

Words cannot describe my disgust at this article.

Report: Tigers Interested In Jose Valverde As ‘Safety Net’

Forget the safety net, Smokes.  I'd rather fly without that net and risk falling.  I think there's a hole in it anyway.  I mean, COME ON!  He withdrew from the World Baseball Classic because of "personal" reasons.  This man is a walking after school special.  If he does sign with the Tigers two things will happen:

1. I cry silently under my work desk

2. He automatically becomes My Not Tiger

Let's hope neither of these things happens.